Quotes on Favoritesongs.info | Steven Wright

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know

I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it
A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, Wish you were here.
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go.
What's another word for Thesaurus
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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